2017 is going to be great, you guys.
1. Beyoncé should start sharing life advice on Instagram. Tell us all your secrets, Queen Bey.
2. Taylor Swift should take dance lessons. No shade! It just seems like she loves to dance and it's always nice to have a hobby.
3. Kim needs to officially quit social media. She can distribute her selfies in sequels to her coffee table book. Security problem solved.
4. Speaking of books, Kanye should write a book. Writing is sooooo cathartic. Think of all the pages he'd have on technology!
5. Selena Gomez should also release a book. What about a self-help book? She must have so much to share.
6. Jay Z needs to break up with Tidal. Seriously, has Tidal benefitted anyone ? And didn't Lemonade premiere on HBO — not Tidal?
7. Kylie needs to dump Tyga. Name one Tyga song. Can't? There you go.
8. Leonardo DiCaprio should play an original character. Enough with the biopics, Leo. Your fans deserve better. Jack Dawson deserves better.
9. Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth should start an animal shelter. They sort of already have one, except all of their current pets are not up for adoption. Love you forever, Dora!
10. Justin Bieber needs to take a nice long vacation. The man deserves some time off.
11. Amandla Stenberg should start her own online magazine. She's the voice of a generation.
12. Carly Rae Jepsen should release another album. You loved E•MO•TION . You fawned over Side B . Come on Carly, give the people what they want, and maybe save Vine in the process.
13. Channing Tatum should post more videos of him and Jenna dancing. The world needs more of that joy .
14. Chrissy Teigen should host her own cooking show . It's like Lip Sync Battle meets Chrissy's cookbook meets her Snapchat. It's really, really hard to follow cooking directions on Snap, OK? Also, more Luna outfits please .
15. Rihanna should release a line of pop culture T-shirts. Her Hillary-RiRi- Inception shirt was so extra, why stop there?
16. Sarah Jessica Parker needs to stop talking about Sex and the City 3. Or just make it already. But please stop tormenting the fans.
17. James Corden should have Beyoncé on Carpool Karaoke. We're in heaven just thinking about it.
18. Katy Perry should stay political. Thank you for everything in 2016. Please do more.
19. Jennifer Aniston should sign up for a Netflix series. Would binge-watch immediately.
20. Andy Cohen should have Mariah Carey and J.Lo meet on Watch What Happens . This should put an end to the whole "I don't know her" situation.
