Gugu Ndabezitha, the 34-year-old traditional healer from Big Brother Mzansi Umlilo, had a premonition. Not of winning, mind you, but of her eviction. Apparently, Smash Afrika, in a bizarre prophetic dream, personally escorted her out of the Big Brother house. Who needs a crystal ball when you've got Smash Afrika's astral projection services?
Gugu, bless her heart, shared this dream with her housemates, who, naturally, interpreted it as a sign of impending victory. The irony is thicker than a Zulu warrior's shield. Her dream was a surprisingly accurate prediction.
Now, four auditions, three rejections, and one month in the house later, Gugu is taking her eviction with the grace of a seasoned yoga instructor. After all, this was only rock bottom – a particularly bouncy rock bottom, apparently equipped with a conveniently placed trampoline. She's soaring now, folks! Soaring! Though perhaps next time, she'll consult a slightly more reliable soothsayer than Smash Afrika in the spirit realm. Perhaps a psychic parrot? The possibilities are endless.
