There are a number of novel ways to keep yourself occupied.
Things to do in quarantine:
*Hug your fridge; for the forseeable future it's the best friend you have.
*Sing in the loo; it beats screaming in the traffic.
*Shower three times a day with the taps closed; it gives the illusion of deja vu, as well as saves water.
*watch CNN with one eye closed; it will balance out the skewed reporting.
*Look after that corner potplant; it may constitute your next green salad.
*Howl regularly at any sighting of the moon; your neighbours will keep their distance.
*Watch all the sports reruns; you'll be amazed at your ESP ability to predict the outcome.
Watch CNN with the sound off; try picking out the Donald Trump supporter.
*Watch Larry King live; if he can manage sitting balanced yoga still, so can you.
*Know your family appreciates your sacrifice in solitary, they're probably out spending your money.
